Me and the homie Wes talkin' about some shit... sometimes the funniest convos spur from mistakes:

YoureYouImMe (4:35:00 PM): say man
I Sent This IM (4:35:05 PM): what up
YoureYouImMe (4:35:12 PM): whyyyyyyyyyyy the lakers gonna sign GARY PAYTON!!
I Sent This IM (4:35:16 PM): oh snap
YoureYouImMe (4:35:23 PM): They have a fucking all star team
I Sent This IM (4:35:40 PM): damn... them niggas gon be dangerous
I Sent This IM (4:35:47 PM): hopefully they'll pull a portland
YoureYouImMe (4:35:50 PM): yes
YoureYouImMe (4:35:53 PM): LOL
I Sent This IM (4:35:56 PM): gary payton is a scoring PG
I Sent This IM (4:36:06 PM): kobe is arres... a click
YoureYouImMe (4:36:07 PM): They already started..........look at Kobe
I Sent This IM (4:36:12 PM): and we know how shaq gets
YoureYouImMe (4:36:12 PM): LOL
YoureYouImMe (4:36:21 PM): Yep, and Gay gonna talk shit
I Sent This IM (4:36:31 PM): lmao @ gay
YoureYouImMe (4:37:02 PM): o my bad
I Sent This IM (4:37:20 PM): it just look funny
YoureYouImMe (4:37:24 PM): lol
I Sent This IM (4:37:26 PM): cuz imagine if like... the lakers had a gay all-star
YoureYouImMe (4:37:33 PM): Man, LOL
YoureYouImMe (4:37:40 PM): That'll be ill
I Sent This IM (4:37:44 PM): that nigga would be dunkin and shit
I Sent This IM (4:37:51 PM): then slappin other players on the ass lol
YoureYouImMe (4:38:02 PM): LOL
YoureYouImMe (4:38:22 PM): At the intro.........he'd be first so he could slap everybody's ass
I Sent This IM (4:38:25 PM): lmao
I Sent This IM (4:38:40 PM): then during timeouts, he stand bent over... with his ass to the bench
YoureYouImMe (4:38:41 PM): then he'd go across to the Eastern Conference and slap that ass too
YoureYouImMe (4:38:43 PM): LOL
YoureYouImMe (4:38:46 PM): EWWWW
I Sent This IM (4:38:49 PM): right in kobe's face and shit
YoureYouImMe (4:39:07 PM): Kobe ol' sexual abusing ass might get em'
I Sent This IM (4:39:14 PM): that nigga would be the only one on the team with his armpits shaved
YoureYouImMe (4:39:25 PM): lol
I Sent This IM (4:39:27 PM): lookin all pretty-boyed out and shit... out-doin half the WNBA and shit
YoureYouImMe (4:39:56 PM): Hell yeah
YoureYouImMe (4:40:05 PM): arched eyebrows and shit
I Sent This IM (4:40:07 PM): bahaha
YoureYouImMe (4:40:24 PM): that's horrible
I Sent This IM (4:40:27 PM): wit the thigh-high socks
I Sent This IM (4:40:36 PM): wait... what the fuck number would he wear?
YoureYouImMe (4:40:45 PM): easy..........69
I Sent This IM (4:40:48 PM): lmao
I Sent This IM (4:40:55 PM): *dead*
YoureYouImMe (4:41:14 PM): and hold up on the long socks...........I wore high socks for B-Ball
I Sent This IM (4:41:25 PM): nah yo
I Sent This IM (4:41:30 PM): im talkin bout the hella thin ones
YoureYouImMe (4:41:34 PM): ooooooooooooooo
YoureYouImMe (4:41:36 PM): LOL
YoureYouImMe (4:41:50 PM): he'd always wear pink suits after the game
I Sent This IM (4:42:02 PM): lmao
I Sent This IM (4:42:05 PM): made by versace
YoureYouImMe (4:42:13 PM): lol
YoureYouImMe (4:43:03 PM): *with a lisp*.......I got this from versace, smooches ya'll, it fits tight around my thighs and it goes so well with my shaved legs
I Sent This IM (4:43:25 PM): ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YoureYouImMe (4:43:32 PM): lol
I Sent This IM (4:44:55 PM): i'd just hate to be like... the lil 9 year old kid to get his card
YoureYouImMe (4:45:18 PM): lol
I Sent This IM (4:45:24 PM): "Mommy, I wanna be like Deon'taé Taylor!"
I Sent This IM (4:45:33 PM): mom> *smacks the child senseless*
YoureYouImMe (4:45:34 PM): "Daddy, can Gay sign my card"
YoureYouImMe (4:45:43 PM): "HELL NO BOY!!! Go to your room"
YoureYouImMe (4:45:58 PM): "You can't even play with his team on NBA Live"
I Sent This IM (4:46:04 PM): yanno
I Sent This IM (4:46:13 PM): that nigga would have that FIRE defense tho
I Sent This IM (4:46:25 PM): he wouldn't let a nigga nuts breathe.... for REAL
YoureYouImMe (4:48:20 PM): LOL
YoureYouImMe (4:48:48 PM): Fa real...."LeBron.... you got Deon'tae'"
YoureYouImMe (4:48:52 PM): "Fuck if I do"
I Sent This IM (4:49:16 PM): ROFL
YoureYouImMe (4:50:03 PM): "T-Mac, you gotta dunk on that nigga, put your nuts in his face"
YoureYouImMe (4:50:17 PM): *lazy eye goes straight*............nigga you got me fucked up
YoureYouImMe (4:50:23 PM): ROFL
I Sent This IM (4:50:47 PM): LMAO @ the lazy eye
I Sent This IM (4:50:48 PM): *Dead*
YoureYouImMe (4:51:02 PM): lol
YoureYouImMe (4:54:08 PM): Man............still LOL at Deon'tae' Taylor